What I Learned from the Bottle

So, sitting in class, I was staring at my drink, thinking I ought to be learning something... So I took notes - and getting meaning...

• Shake Well - Mix it up a little
• Settling is Natural - It's ok not to be perfect, just see it coming
• Perishable - You're not immortal
• Keep Refrigerated - Chill out
• Low Fat - Try to keep down... not no fat, just low fat
• All Natural - Be Yourself
• Product of USA - Be proud of, or at least honest about, your origins
• For Questions or Comments Please Call - Communication is key
• Best if Used By - Don't delay your enjoyment
• Serving Size: 8 fl oz (240 mL), Servings per container: about 4 - Know when to be specific